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		<title>From Austerity to Inebriety ~ An Evening of Good Cheer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[THE VERY EVENING before this fine day, I met with some colleagues to discuss a topic which I am currently not at liberty to share as it is a matter of the utmost secrecy, and moreover unimportant to the aim of this periodical.  The weather being unusually mild, we three adjourned on the patio of a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misterhazelwood.com/2010/03/from-austerity-to-inebriety-an-evening-of-good-cheer/</link>
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		<title>His Account of One Performance</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I received numerous telegraphs yesterday inquiring as to the success of our performance at the 5 Spot Thursday evening; too many, in fact, to respond singly.  Therefore, I will tell the tale now since we are all gathered here in one place.  Allow me to dim the lamp-light.
It was a chilly Thursday evening just like any [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misterhazelwood.com/2010/03/his-account-of-one-performance/</link>
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		<title>Tonight&#8217;s Venerable Guest List</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear invitee,
Tonight’s concert is sure to be a grand event!  Invitations have been extended to a long list of distinguished personages, among them patrons and sages of the Old World.  First to heed our Répondez s&#8217;il vous plaît was the celestial Mother Earth.  Although she is very European in her grooming habits, she will be [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misterhazelwood.com/2010/03/tonights-venerable-guest-list/</link>
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		<title>The Universal Prescription</title>
		<description><![CDATA[For the past few days, I have felt my body fighting off what might have been an immobilizing head-cold.  I have awakened with a sore throat in the mornings and stricken with lethargy in the evenings.  However, I am rarely ever sick and illness is  among those invisible entities which I am not at liberty to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misterhazelwood.com/2010/03/the-universal-prescription/</link>
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		<title>Analysis of the Prophetic Nature of Art</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My peak season for composition is the Autumn.  In those few enchanted months, I have systematically been able to harvest an abundant yield of the year’s ideas and emotions with ease, rendering as much material as I have time for.  The year leading up to this past writing-season held for me more learning-experience than any [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misterhazelwood.com/2010/03/analysis-of-the-prophetic-nature-of-art/</link>
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		<title>Deux Annonces Importantes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[THIS WEEK has been a testament to the fact that the Universe certainly IS a mirror for ones intention.  Immediately upon committing to the forward motion of an album project (up until now I have had but a toe in the water for fear of pecuniary failure), I had the distinct feeling that I had impelled [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misterhazelwood.com/2010/02/deux-annonces-importantes/</link>
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		<title>To You Who Reside in Arcadia</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In my time with Ode Hazelwood, and as a result of our excursions I had compiled a comprehensive list of names and electronic addresses of receptive fans from all over the world. Many of them hailed from mysterious far-away countries across Europe and Asia which I have only visited through a wire and in my [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misterhazelwood.com/2010/02/to-you-who-reside-in-arcadia/</link>
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		<title>Breaking News From the Hazelwood Camp</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In light of the prior week-end’s musical discoveries and with a giant leap of pecuniary faith, I have decided to abruptly alter the course of our recording project.  The New Transcendentalists have elicited the assistance of an alchemist named Mr. Joe McMahan.  It is he who produced my previous release Radio Noise, as well as [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misterhazelwood.com/2010/02/breaking-news-from-the-hazelwood-camp/</link>
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		<title>The Epoch of the New Transcendentalists</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Inquisitor,
To-day’s entry shall be two-fold, for yesterday was a remarkably eventful day – full of developments which are pertinent to the purpose of this periodical.  First was a pre-production session which took place here at the parsonage.  The New Transcendentalists, as they are coming to be known, did grace the Great Room with their [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misterhazelwood.com/2010/02/the-epoch-of-the-new-transcendentalists/</link>
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		<title>From Whence Spring Has Sprung ~ An Allegory</title>
		<description><![CDATA[[Saturday]
After several long months of meticulous calculation, rigorous experimentation, and implementation of the resulting scientific philosophies; I was able to uncover the quantum equivalent of the feeling of spring.  I placed this elusive feeling into an advanced particle accelerator (the human heart) and alas, spring is manifest!  Just as in my hypothesis &#8211; warmth, hope, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misterhazelwood.com/2010/02/from-whence-spring-has-sprung-an-allegory/</link>
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