Halloo!

Welcome to another exciting rendition of miscellanies from the well-spring of my over-active grey-matter.  It is among my very reasons to wake in the morning that I should convene with you here to exchange esoteric balderdash in mirthful defiance of the English language.  I have also found it to be a healthy creative callisthenic to toil over a daily entry, attempting to render content which might be of interest to you, my loyal lover of all that is obscure and absurd.  For, even though my life is marked by vicissitudes of curiosity, I often find myself in want of worthwhile subject-matter.  Moreover, I am no perpetual motion machine – consistency never having been one of my virtues.  Although I strive to be as steady-flowing as a placid stream, my creative habits could better be represented by its termination, the sea whose currents appear erratic on the surface but are impelled by an underlying natural rhythm.

It is a noteworthy accomplishment that I have managed to maintain this periodical with such regularity in the past fortnight, in spite of my free-spirited inclinations.  Therefore it is with a certain amount of pride and humility that I come to you with a request.  Would you be so kind as to share your interest in this page with your fellow curious persons?  I have provided various means at the bottom of this page by which you may do this.  Although my number of subscribers has been steadily climbing, it would bring me insurmountable joy to know that my efforts are extending beyond my immediate circle of confidants!  Wholeheartedly, I thank you in advance for your role in the growth of this web-presence.  Your interest and participation continues to make this an exceedingly worthwhile creative pursuit!

Yours truly,
Mr. J. H.